Guns are too quick..

You wanna know how I got these scars?

See, one day there was this girl who just wouldn't... stop... dancing. And see, she smiled when she danced. It was beautiful to see.

So, she says that she loves me, right? But that I need to... lighten up. Lighten up? Me? Can you see that...? I can't see that. I think I'm a great, easygoing guy!

But she says she loves me, okay? So I try to be happy for her, I really... I really try. But she says I'm not trying... hard enough.

So one day, I try hard enough. And I take my knife like this... and I make her happy. I smile like she does.

So what does she do? What does that fucking girl do? She screams, see. And when she's screaming, she's not smiling. And I love to see her smile.

So I try to make her smile too. And then... and then she's struggling, see. She's fighting. She's fighting with me. Me! And I'm just trying to make her happy! And I'm trying to make her smile, and she just won't stop fighting... and I slip. The knife... slips. And that pretty smiling girl is suddenly dead.

And when she's dead, she doesn't smile anymore. So I take... I take my knife like this, and I make her smile forever.

She and I... we'll just smile forever, won't we! We'll be in heaven, and we'll still be smiling! And God will ask us what the joke is... and maybe I'll let God smile too.

But God isn't here. God was never here. God doesn't exist, see.

So since I can't make God smile... I'll just have to make you smile instead.